All of my life I had heard from other guys that if you wanted to have a relationship with a woman you had to take your time. You had to lay the groundwork. And I always thought the purpose of all that groundwork, was to convince someone to have sex with you. NOT AT ALL…You lay all that groundwork so that someday someone will sit with you in the Emergency Room.
“The Long Road To Somewhere Else” - The Tobolowsky Files