February 2012
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My sister gives an very enthusiastic report of the current weather in Greater Los Angeles.
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Funny Or Die, you’ve outdone yourselves this time — oh wait, I’m being told this is NOT a parody video. Good god, someone please tell Paris she’s a 31-year-old woman.
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The “lyrics” in Paris Hilton’s “Drunk Text” are a 19 course meal of LOL.
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The only thing we have left is the next moment. You can do whatever you want to...
– “The Long Road To Somewhere Else” - The Tobolowsky Files Ep. 54
I once asked Suzuki Roshi, “What is right effort?” He said,...
– - Reb Anderson
I’m a Fortune Cookie kinda gal. Even as a teenager, I remember pouring over a book of aphorisms I found on a shelf in my parents room. So, about six years ago I signed up for “DAILY PEACE QUOTES”. Most of the time I just delete them, but today’s felt worth...
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All of my life I had heard from other guys that if you wanted to have a...
– “The Long Road To Somewhere Else” - The Tobolowsky Files
Oh man, someday when I get married, instead of a flower girl I’m going to have this step team perform right before I walk down the aisle to Beyonce’s “End Of Time”.
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Totally boss. The award-winning, all-girls Crenshaw High School step team.
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Detective John Kimble reenacts how I entered my bedroom this afternoon when I was (practically) ordered to go home and stop spreading my cold germs around the office.
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On Thursday night I happened to catch “I Will Always Love You” on the radio and gave one of my award-winning in-car performances.
I’m so beyond shock at Whitney Houston’s death, that I’m numb. I can’t process it. I also feel bad for every Kathy Griffin joke about her that I ever laughed at.
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My sister is awesome — not because she’s featured in this month’s issue of Vegetarian Times, but because she just sent me this video.
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This is what we look like having opinions
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I can’t believe Drake had the nerve to upload this video of me dancing in my bedroom!
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January 2012
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well, i’m excited.
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It was time.
So long “shirtdress”, and the anonymous American Apparel model whom I used as my Tumblr avatar. I think I’ve outgrown you both.
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